- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG
I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
Team TARDIS
(Source: publicpolicebox, via gallifreyanchips)
i need help. I need professional help.
(Source: shitshilarious)
At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What’s the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
(Source: dreamsweetlovelife, via kenndaljustfreaking)
(Source: tonyandzivauk, via weatherly-sexual)
Dance Dare - Celebrities on Ellen. (x)
The rdj and scarjo one tho omfg
(Source: 30rockasaurus, via peetador)
Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
Tumblr has changed me.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
